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How To Make Money The Fauci Friendly Way
1) First, make friends with Dr. Anthony Fauci. (Obviously.)
2) Contribute something to the NIH. (It’s like bringing chocolate on a first date.)
3) Next, submit a drug research project to the NIH for funding. Get lots of money back.
4) When those millions of dollars roll in, be sure to send a nice Thank You note to Dr. Fauci.
5) Also, put the names of Fauci & Friends on your patent.
6) As your drug goes to market, send Third Party Royalty payments to Fauci & Friends.
7) Send another Thank You note to Dr. Fauci. It’s just the right thing to do.
8) Was that fun? Do it again. It’s safe. Dr. Fauci refuses to release payee names or payment amounts.
That’s right, it doesn’t matter whether you’re working on illegal Gain Of Function projects at the Wuhan Lab or simply terrorizing little puppies. Dr. Fauci will deny everything. He’ll even sit in a Senate Investigation Hearing and call a Senator a moron over a hot mic. He really gets into this stuff.
But Wait, There’s More!
The New Improved Fauci plan takes it all to the next level.
Did you like the part where you get lots of research money (and your competitors don’t)?
Then you’re going to love this. How about…
The COVID Miracle Plan
1) You stay friendly with Dr. Anthony Fauci. (Obviously.)
2) You get all your research money. All of it.
3) You can fast track your product, getting quick approval without years and years of testing.
4) You get total liability protection against any lawsuit.
5) And best of all, THE GOVERNMENT REQUIRES EVERYBODY TO USE YOUR PRODUCT!
“But what if the drugs don’t work?” you might ask.
Not a problem. Fauci & Friends have that covered for you, too.
If your vaccine fails, Dr. Fauci will actually change the definition of the word “vaccine.”
It’s a wonderful service.
Meanwhile, Dr. Birx (Scarf Lady) explained recently, that nobody actually thought the COVID vaccines were going to work.
Perhaps that’s why Dr. Fauci changes what he says, every few weeks.
The COVID Bonus Booster Plan
This is fantastic. But it’s only open to subscribers on The COVID Miracle Plan.
This is where we truly turn lemons into lemonade.
Just take any failure, any screw up, any embarrassment of any kind.
Send out a replacement “vaccine” and call it a booster.
It’s fast, it’s easy,
And you get to charge full price for that one, too!
The Super Ultimate Plan
If you’ve been waiting to sign up for the most incredible deal of all, here it is…
1) Be Friends with Fauci.
2) Do everything in the COVID Miracle Plan, and then…
3) ROLL OUT “VACCINES” FOR EVERY LIVING HUMAN BEING. That’s right, everybody…
- SMALL CHILDREN
- THAT WEIRD GUY IN THE CORNER
- LITTLE BABIES WITH 0% CHANCE OF CONTRACTING COVID.
- ANYBODY WITH A PULSE!
You might be wondering, “What if my drugs actually cause damage?”
Answer: Maybe you weren’t paying attention to the astronomical amount of money at stake.
For the whining little losers in our group, let me explain…
- The Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System (VAERS) has been kept quiet.
- People who are interested in VAERS will find third party statements like, “…The public database of reported post-vaccination health issues is often misused to sow misinformation.”
- There are groups of patients begging for relief. If they’re not going to get any medical help in the first place, why would you worry that any medical responsibilities might blow back on you?
- Original trial results are only now being slow-walked to the public, and that required a court order.
It’s About The Money, Stupid
We dearly hope it’s just about the money, but…
If you haven’t found a way to become a billionaire, don’t blame it on Dr. Fauci.
There are plenty of Fauci Friends who became billionaires in a single year.
Dr. Fauci understands money.
He is the highest paid employee in the federal government.
He earns more than his boss.
He earns more than his boss’s boss.
He earns more than the President of the United States.
I’m not kidding.
This guy is like a money magnet.
His wife is in charge of Ethics in Fauci’s department. (No, I didn’t make that up.)
She earns more than the Vice President of the United States.
(Visit openthebooks.com for details.)
So, There You Have It
Follow these steps.
Even if you don’t make a lot of money,
I can guarantee you’ll change a lot of lives.